Throw your oil cans in the air, push up your goggles and rejoice, for today is Robot Day!

LaMech and GeMech are now available for general consumption, having been thoroughly tested and lovingly wrapped in beautiful papers.

Enclosed in this beautiful package, you will find:

- Ladies' or Gentlemens' Mechanical Companion art medallion
       LaMech comes on a 17" brass necklace
       GeMech comes on a 14" brass pocketwatch chain
- 1885 Edition Users' Manual, numbered
- Collectors' Box
- Original Art by ~SleepDep
- Bonus Stuff! - oh, you'll see!

For a special introductory price* of $25, plus shipping.

BUY IT HERE, FOR YOU ARE COMPELLED!

This release is the culmination of five months of hard work by wonderful folks in the art community here on DA, including the ever-awesome ~SleepDep, who put together some amazing package art depicting the kind of FOOLS who would let tiny robots crawl all over them, my figure painting guru and official robot painter Micah, the ineffable *OnionKnight, my casting and sculpture buddy, ~Inkmo, who patiently listened to me bitch about snags in the process and shared in my triumphs, and ~desthecoyote, who listened, sagelike, to my wild proposal, and blessed this project with his solemn, nigh-imperceptible nod.

Two things I forgot: First of all, no props would be complete without mentioning BITY Mold Supply, because they gave me all the magical accoutrement needed to do this thing.

And second, Happy Tesla's Birthday!

*Nah, that's just what they cost.